Joke: There's Football In Heaven - Akpors

Akpors turns to Emeka and says, “Do you think there’s football in heaven?”
Emeka thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Akpors. But let’s make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me, if there is football in heaven.”
They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Akpors pa$$es on.
One day soon afterward, Emeka is sitting on the bench by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Emeka… Emeka….”

Emeka responds, “Akpors! Is that you?”
“Yes it is me, Emeka,” whispers the spirit of Akpors.
Emeka, still amazed, asks, “So, is there football in heaven?”
“Well,” says Akpors, “I got good news and I got bad news.”
“Give me the good news first,” says Emeka.
Akpors says, “Well… there is football in heaven.”
Akpors sighs and whispers, “But you’re playing on Friday.”